TURN ONS: Mentally unstable thots with dyed hair and daddy issues who are willing to put up with me for a few weeks until Brad comes along and steals my girfriend from me, worsening my abandonment issues and leaving me an emotional wreck for a couple months until the next one comes along. Rinse and repeat. Negative XP would be proud.
TURN OFFS: All flavors of douchebag (football players, jocks, preps, frat boys, whatever you want to call them), hipsters, extroverts, group projects and basically any situation where I am forced to interact with *shudders* humans. In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, “Hell is other people.”
FIRST CRUSH: The maid from American Horror Story (no, seriously)
FAVORITE ARTISTS: Zdzisław Beksiński, Francis Bacon, Kerry James Marshall, Junji Ito, Edward Gorey, Yuko Tatsushima, Käthe Kollwitz, Hieronymus Bosch, Eikoh Hosoe, Lieko Shiga, William Burke, Ken Currie
FAVORITE BANDS: As a borderline social recluse, I don't think it'll come as a surprise to anyone that I'm really into music. American Football, Bauhaus, Bones, Burzum, Christian Death, Coil, The Cure, Current 93, Danny Brown, Darkthrone, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Death Grips, Death In June, Depeche Mode, Einstürzende Neubauten, Faith No More, Giles Corey, Happy Days, Have A Nice Life, Jack Off Jill, Joy Division, KMFDM, Leonard Cohen, Leftover Crack, Lifelover, Lil Darkie/Spider Gang, Lil Peep, Malon, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Mayhem, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, The Promise Ring, Psychonaut 4, Radiohead, Scott Walker, Sematary, Silencer, Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Sisters Of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Street Sects, Suffocate For Fuck Sake, Sun Devoured Earth, Sunny Day Real Estate,Throbbing Gristle, Type O Negative, are a few of my favorite artists and that's just scratching the surface.
𝔇𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔞𝔟𝔟𝔦𝔱 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢...
FAVORITE MOVIES: Apocalypse Now, Beetlejuice, Borat, The Crow, Donnie Darko, Elephant, Eraserhead (any anything by Lynch for that matter), Fight Club, Ginger Snaps, Mandy, The Matrix, Point Break, The Seventh Seal, Sweeney Todd, Trainspotting
FAVORITE ACTORS: Noel Fielding
FAVORITE BOOKS: Running With Scissors, Ghostgirl, The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian. But I usually never read actual books because I have one brain cell, but I like graphic novels. I'll read anything by Jhonen Vasquez, James O'Barr, Roman Dirge, Junji Ito, and Edward Gorey. I also have a fondness for beatnik poetry (Ginsberg, Kerouac, etc).
WHAT I'M CURRENTLY READING: Industrial Society and Its Future by Ted Kaczynski
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Clone High, The I.T. Crowd, South Park, Tim And Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, Ted Lasso, The Mighty Boosh, What We Do In The Shadows